Taken from liliaeth.
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I put money in babettew54's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I punched htbthomas in the arm (-10 points). In November I ruled Detroit, Michigan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). On November 19th, I stole A-Rod's AL MVP award and gave it to someone who truly deserved it, Magglio Ordonez (518 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1215 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!