Mark Clark (mark_clark) wrote,
Mark Clark
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Ode to a Dead Brown Bunny

Due to pressure from htbthomas , here's a poem that is funny. Due to sensitive subject matter, parental discretion is advised. If you feel brave enough to read it, it's under the cut.

Ode to a Dead Brown Bunny

 

Oh Mr. Bunny, so lively and brown,

Why do you wear that unhappy frown?

Was it something you ate that didn't quite agree?

Here's a little something for that, some Earl Grey tea.

 

Maybe you are fine as I see you eat some green clover.

You better be careful crossing the street because of that Range Rover.

Mr. Bunny you better heed my warning because you are so fat,

I guess you won’t because I just saw you go splat!!

 

I go to take a better look at you,

You’re carcass isn’t bad looking so you can become some stew.

I clean you all up and put you off to the side,

While I go get a knife to take off your brown hide.

 

I cut up the meat and place it carefully in the pot,

This rabbit stew will definitely hit the spot.

Once the stew is done, I take a taste and it is quite yummy.

This dead brown rabbit has found a new home in my tummy.


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