Ode to a Dead Brown Bunny
Oh Mr. Bunny, so lively and brown,
Why do you wear that unhappy frown?
Was it something you ate that didn't quite agree?
Here's a little something for that, some Earl Grey tea.
Maybe you are fine as I see you eat some green clover.
You better be careful crossing the street because of that Range Rover.
Mr. Bunny you better heed my warning because you are so fat,
I guess you won’t because I just saw you go splat!!
I go to take a better look at you,
You’re carcass isn’t bad looking so you can become some stew.
I clean you all up and put you off to the side,
While I go get a knife to take off your brown hide.
I cut up the meat and place it carefully in the pot,
This rabbit stew will definitely hit the spot.
Once the stew is done, I take a taste and it is quite yummy.
This dead brown rabbit has found a new home in my tummy.